May 21
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
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May 19
do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
We still have Blockbuster. Viva la Bronx
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May 17
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
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May 14
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal
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May 11
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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